I nearly puked at every word in that sentence. I am too hungover to read that. »
I bought this for the gimmicky reason and brought it to my friend's house for the premier. I also bough a bunch of other saisons because it was what I was in the mood for this week. I'll start off by saying it was pretty good beer and I know I shouldn't expect it to strictly adhere to the style if it's called a… »
When I was ten years old, I visited my Aunt and Uncle who were stationed in Frankfurt. We were watching one of the two English channels which was showing cartoons, when, without warning, it just changed over to two people having sex. I saw penetration and everything. My parents were very skeptical that it just "turned… »
This gif is so white that it gets pulled over by cops in bad neighborhoods to make sure that everything is OK and do you need help finding your way home Mr. Gif?
Yeah, if it's safe to stop, it doesn't hurt; however, watching someone dodge traffic, scoop the turtle, and then throw it into a muddy puddle just makes me want to run them over.
This baffled me the first time I ever tried "raw" sugar. Like why the fuck would you take away all the delicious part?
When I was working at Best Buy in the computer section, I was wandering through the computer section and asking people if they needed any help when I see a kid hunched over a computer right in the middle of the aisle. Even though kids like this usually just want to play games and they never really want anything from… »
I used to feel so awkward dapping up a group of my guy friends and then getting to a girl and not knowing what to do, so I just started dapping up the girls too.
It's a law of nature that every article posted on Kinja has at least one grammatical error. Chances are that you posted this with no errors and then Kinja said, "Don't worry, bro. I got you."
DJ Mustard reached peak saturation at the end of last summer. We can't do it again....we just...we just...(sob)...WE JUST CAN'T AGAIN, OK? »